Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
The coffee and champagne are fighting over who gets to absorb the one pancake in my stomach
Hold my feet while i lean out of the window of the truck.
I'll sleep on the bed... The couch is now designated banging area. Any banging performed outside of that area will be subject to fines of cleaning up stains.
We just shotgunned beers for America
Responsibility: Hiding your beer when your DWI clients who are out on bond come to talk to you at bars.
I am almost positive I asked to milk her when I was saying my goodbyes.
All I could think about while he was going down on me was that his moustache reminded me that I want to try something new with my pubic hair.
Who needs sounds of the ocean? I just fall asleep to whatever chubby he is banging next door.
I told her shower beers are even better when you have someone in there with you and she said she's been looking for a new drinking buddy. It's a goooooo
I was fed cake in bed and then was pinned down and ridden till I came. And then fed more cake. I'm going to marry Brad. I'll put money on it.
if a CSI technician examined our hotel room with a black light he'd think we hit the Pulse button a DNA blender without a lid
Only you can make me eat tacos in your car, while naked, on a dead end road in a ditch on a Thursday night.
I wish I was there so i could bitch slap his incredibly sexy face
If I hear that song one more time I will drive to hell and make John Lennon eat my ass.
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