38 yer olds are good kisserssss
Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
I think I should receive an honorary Heisman... I mean, I did sleep with two of the finalists
In the library. Still drunk. Shoes missnig. Term paper due in fiften minutes. Iff I puke u think theyll throw me out?
It was kind of like a train wreck, except alcohol would have improved the situation greatly.
He waited exactly 18 minutes to booty call me after his break up.
dude you need a shock collar for some of the things you say when you're drunk.
I just sent you a google doc listing all the reasons why I should stop hooking up with him. Feel free to add to it.
I honestly don't know if ill make it through the next two hours. The hangover is strong with this one.
In case you were wondering, taking me to see beauty and the beast in theaters would totally get you an unsolicited sloppy beej in the parking lot afterwards.
You should probably take note of that and make it happen.
The hot guy sitting next to me in the lib is reading a book called "Impersonal sex in public places." How wrong would it be to give him my number when I bounce?
Just found a g string in our driveway, wtf happened this weekend?
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
Care to explain the single rose and the package of "Cowboy Moustaches" I found on the porch?
I gave him breakup sex, AGAIN
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