i have the juiciest gold medal in my pants
I just googled "whats above a trillion", thats how busy I am at work.
Is it because I queefed?
unlike you, ive never imagined darth vader masturbating
Everytime I think about NYE, my gag reflex kicks in.
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
Just drove past the dude that came in your sock
lesson #1 of freshman year: grinding with a sombrero is difficult
Can I come over? I respect you, but I want disrespectful things to happen
pray to the hookup gods
Got really high to see my fist college experience unfold. Too high to find my classroom but I found the McDonald's down the street
Maybe not Elvis quality pharmaceuticals...But some good stuff
I want a musical about memes.
Am I the only one who finds it completely appropriate to pre-game our Brazilians?
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