we are all sexual creatures
yea maybe. but you're not. you're not getting any.
I wish i was in the wii world.
I got tired of walking to the bathroom that I decided to throw up in a cup. I now have 3 cups full of vomit on top of my mini fridge
My birth control alarm gets more depressing every night.
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
I made my rape whistle into a roach clip device. FRESHMAN YEAR!
I am currently watching him baptize himself in a baby pool with a handle of belvedere while wearing a coral dress.
I want to have sex with him.
He thought my hair would soak it up. I HAD TO CUT IT OFF.
I don't like sad things. I do like drinking though
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
We were just sitting together and this guy walks up to us and says, "you ladies are drinking too slow", puts a 5 dollar bill on the table and just leaves the bar. Helloooo Taco Bell
I mean my dick does have feeling again, which is a step in the right direction
When a guy invites you to dinner and breakfast the next day it's implied that he's going to make some sweet loving in betwixt correct?
I kept screaming that he looked like Khal Drogo and rode around the bar on his back.
Just think how much she’ll hate me when she finds out I fucked her father
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