I kissed a girl and did not like it. Now I hate Katy Perry even more.
White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
I want to fuck you on the side of the bed tonight.
babe, don't say it like that!
I'm sorry, I want to penetrate you on the edge of our sleeping quarters this evening.
just spent the last 4 hours searching ex-girlfriend porn to make sure there are no photos of me
The drugs are starting to wear off. Suddenly aware there's a girl with bald patches and 2 guys that don't have a full set of teeth between them.
He had me believing he was actually British until he came and used his real voice.
six ambien and a bong later...he was calling me blueberry princess who need rescuing from the evil oven, and he was sir Eatsalot.
We just laid there in bed together, petting his dick and repeating, "IT FEELS LIKE VELVET!!!"
I don't think you should be sorry for such memorable sex that I yell your name when you aren't around.
Yes I am wallowing. There is a significant lack of cookie dough
I opened the door and his girlfriend was standing there; we made silent, prolonged eye contact as I quietly put on my panties and left.
You ruined a cute cat because your lack of horniness
Is that strawberry winking at me??
I snuck a teenager into a club last nite, I felt like such a criminal. It was Awsome
the coup got in the way of sex but inauguration day came thru we did it joe
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