Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
You don't understand, alcohol has become a thing of survival for me and without it I can't function as a normal human being
Sorry if I ruined your sex last night with my constant text updates about the plot of Bolt.
She fell onto my light and broke all four plants. I don't care how good the blowjob was.
Fun fact: Antibacterial soap will not take the combined smell of bbq sauce and vagina off your hands.
He wouldn't let me go down on him. He stopped me and told me he was a giver.
Oh and my new excuse for not being able to hook up is cholera, feel free to use it
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
My saliva right now is around 7.6% alcohol/volume.
There should be a promo code on the Papa Johns website for "I have no moneys but if you send a cute delivery guy I will pay him in blow jobs."
I thought we were but then I freaked myself out. So I kind of geared him up for take off and then cancelled the launch
do you remember your solution to not spill your drinks last night? .. Shots, that way you wouldnt have time to spill them. i love your drunken logic haha
I'm the catering manager, it's not my job to stop 2 teenagers from fucking in the bathroom. I couldn't bring myself to stop that sort of young romance anyway, that's what I pay you people for
I love you, and I just washed my hair in my work sink with handsoap.
I got locked into my place today. You might be wondering if that was a typo... It's not.
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