is your mom at the bar?
He could be your dad!
We discussed that right before he asked for my number
they need to just BURY HIM!
right before he came he said "im ganna fill your stocking" nothing like holiday spirit!!
She asked me to facebook all the girls I'd hooked up with. She started crying when I started my search with A.
on the brightside, the semester can only get better from getting a dui at 8 am on the first day.
your optimism is becoming unhealthy
1. Are there men involved 2. Is there food involved 3. Do I have to put pants on 4. Do I have to leave this bed
Exactly. Some of us want to get married. And some of us want to wear sombreros and do cocaine. To each their own.
no joke- she just sprinkled parmesan cheese into her champagne and slurred "I just need a little snack"
Sometimes I just want to kiss you without you pulling ur cock out and waving it at me
he sent me a green and gold dick pic and advised me I needed to come drive the snake from Ireland.
i may or may not have bought a plane ticket for a russian cam girl to fly here. also, can you spot me $300 on rent?
my nurturing instincts told me to take his clothes off
I'm in the liquor store and fucking "Wannabe" by the Spice Girls is playing. IM ALREADY ASHAMED OF MY REASON FOR BEING HERE, GIVE ME A BREAK.
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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