So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
I hate cats. They're so curious, it's not their damn business.
my dad just told me he wants a furry wall in the house... i'm proud and concerned
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
I'm gonna sleep with her just to prove to my roomate that shes a slut and he's wasting his time
My gynecologist inadvertently complimented your penis.
Dude it was a mini horse. It obviously only eats mini things.
What kind of gift says: "I love you because you're my mom & I'm obligated to, but I don't like you" ?
I'll remember. Also, I owe you 200 for a pair of shoes that I carelessly bought to improve my spinal structure, to improve my health and ensure that I love to be 300 years old. Like Adam. Of the bible.
Would giving a bouquet of flowers to my mother be a good way to say, "sorry you walked in on my boyfriend eating me out"?
Is offering to blow your HR rep considered an ethics violation?
Crying while I'm pooping. I think this is rock bottom
We made out in front of everyone INCLUDING his girlfriend. And no one saw. THAT DRUNK!
she was just meowing in the corner eating frozen chicken nuggets
Planning a vacation around my dog. I have become one of those dog moms.
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