Wait, how do girls masturbate?
I dunno we use shower heads I guess.
..how does it fit?
He has that cheese in a can and he's eating it. I have never seen that outside a goofy movie.
Just saw a british exchange student take a flyer for free dental care. Yes.
He told me he wanted to break up so he could get "closer to God."
Does God suck his dick?
Just saw the first guy I gave head to lose in the french open...some how I feel better that my mistake made it to the same mistake as our relationship, the third round. Don't judge.
How much time is enough between masturbating and watching little bear?
smelt my brothers hands when he got home to see if he lied about smoking again...he didn't lie but i definitely didn't expect to smell some other girls vagina.
Dad was on the deck drinking straight bourbon. He stopped, puked on his feet, and then continued drinking and talking about compound interest.
Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
I went up by the border of Canada. We took shrooms and went fishing...pretty sure we killed a dragon and ate it for dinner
Henceforth: booty calls will now be referred to as "deliveries of anatomy". That is all.
Best case scenario you died and I melt into poo
Well I didn't know she was a dominatrix...so I kind of just went with it
I am texting my fuck buddy about fucking tonight, while facebook chatting with his wife about food.
I know it sounds cheesy, but i think both me and her mum know they are "thanks for being so cool about finding nudes of your daughter on the camera" flowers
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