Don't cheat on me with the blonde bimbo religi freak
I wouldn't touch her with a ten foot pole
She's blonde
Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
i think i may have caused an international incident at the french embassy, just fyi
hahaha how?
its a long story involving a horse trailer and some shrubbery
I wish I was a guy so I could jack myself off anytime I wanted to
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
you grabbed his arm with one hand and the bottle of smirnoff with the other and headed off to your room you were on a mission
my dad just asked me if my booty call guy that comes over at 3am and leaves at 6 would like to stay for sunday brunch next week. you in?
This is like a relationship, I expect to be mind blown at least once a week.
Seriously your house is like the underground railroad for unwanted gay kids
Basically, I'm sure one day I'll look back on this part of my life and be ashamed....
Who knew there were so many rules and judgements about laying on a kitchen floor. I'm all like I'm resting. It just happens to be on a kitchen floor.
Looking back on this weekend, I'm most grateful I never brought up with word "toe-fucking" at the bachelorette party.
I woke up just like any other Wednesday. Naked on the floor, hungover and covered head to toe in lube
I 100% barfed while bumping the DMX remix of reading rainbow
You need a new phone. When you talk it sounds like the teacher from Peanuts while she's trying to give a blowjob.
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