How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
i jus seen this fat chick walk buy look like she had don king coming out her arm pits..
when im not freaking out about dying alone and unloved, i actually really enjoy being single
Gentlemen...shes not going to tie her self to the table...
Life is so much better after having sex.
There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
Drunken horseback riding is the absolute worst decision i've ever made in my life.
i just opened up my bathroom cabinet to get deodorant and found 4 bottles of natty. Its like the world wants me to miss this interview
She says she'll teach me how to make her squirt tonight so yea, I'm bailing again. I'm not sayin sorry since you don't have a better offer.
I figured out that he lasts longer when I rap during sex. He made it all the way through "Love the Way you Lie"
I have a cut on my head from a tambourine.
I swear to all that is holy, next time you get my mom high with your "special bake sale" I am going to put your dick in the blender.
You told us that you were going to become a 'new man' and threw your tv set out of a window.
I was giving this fat lawyer a table dance and he asked me if I would be willing to play with his long, hard stick of the law. And you want me to stop drinking at work?
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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