her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
Dan just whipped out his wang to piss in a milk jug! Hello weekend.
I watched the entire movie Forgetting Sarah Marshall before I realized it was in Spanish.
At chipotle, there's a bachelorette party starting out the night here, i'm going to let you imagine what the bride to be looks like
I love how I just got my coachella ticket and ecstasy in a package deal.
he said I could live with him because I'm cheaper than a dog and don't need a pet deposit. That and I don't piss on the carpet...
I just found pizaa roll in my hair. Already been to class today
Fuck you, you can't judge me til you've smelt my boobs.
The cleaning lady even cleaned my bong. I'm scared to open my sex toy drawer and see if and how she organized it
Also the fuck cup must be buried with me
His roommates came in the room and were throwing snowballs at us while we were hooking up.
You stopped making out with some rando guy to tell him you weren't sure about your sexuality then proceeded to follow me down the street to make out with me
did you just correct my grammar and then send me a photo of your dick?
I watched a compilation video today of a guy banging his sex doll to edm music. I just had to tell someone.
Hi. I have frying pans taped to my feet. I achave to go the hospital, theyre on pretty tight. Can't feel legs bring me juice
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