Ridin mah bike see you on the moon
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
i can't, i'm blowing bubbles in class and getting credit for it
In the middle of getting a blow job, she looked up at me and said "this isn't the first time I've done this today"
He wasn't there when I woke up so I left him a heart shaped line before I left.
No, this is non-alcoholic oatmeal.
My phone saved "first signs of pregnancy" as a most visited search.
How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
EVERYONE IS SPEAKING SPANISH. I ONLY KNOW HOLA.
I heard moaning and ass slapping and sponge bob.
I just ate 6 cheeseburgers with some homeless guy. Pretty epic.
I can say with 87% certainty that i received one of the world's five greatest blow jobs since the Coolidge administration on Saturday night.
She tried deep frying a banana by placing one, unpeeled, into a toaster.
Drunk me made cabbage burritos at 1am after going to hustler hollywood.\nI bought socks. Lol
Same way I cope with everything else. With dildos, dunkin and depeche mode
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