I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
He wanted me to blow him while he was playing guitar hero. there will not be a second date
What I lack in compassion I make up for in lack of compassion
You kept telling me to "raw dog" your take home breathalyzer without the mouthpiece
I tried telling you she just blew me in the bathroom but you were too busy making out with her to listen
Somebodaw call 311 postw fire bunso on vietena floorwnkd
I was in my bathroom taking a shit and my mom just opened the door, walked in, handed me a fudgesicle, and left without saying a word. Yeah. That just happened.
Fuck I keep finding new battle scars from our fight. Justin told me I stabbed you with a broom handle.. Do you remember ripping my pants off?
Well there is another shower in Nov. So I have three months to figure out how to get some drunk space fucking. May need some of your mead
That amazing moment when the girl in the passenger seat decides to strip you while your driving.
My life has become one weird ass game. No one wins. No one loses. We all just kind of hang in limbo and hope we don't die. Eskimo sisters for life. Please have sex with one of them.
The hot streak continues..if life was NBA jams i would be "on fire" right now
Are you trying to say I've made an emotionally well rounded transformation similar to the Grinch?
I know it's 10:30am but Finding Dory starts in an hour, and I have four points of molly. You down?
I went to smoke a bowl and realized that my lighter is out and there's still frozen blueberries in my bong... I need to reevaluate my life...
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