we were both hunting dick last night. it ended terribly for both of us.
i just used a pokemon card to do blow. i need an adult. now.
aparently i pased my english final. I don't even remember taking it.
This exeeds the amount of high I planned on being.
Me and my vagina aren't speaking at the moment.
It's like the last supper of drinking before the summer ends
I'll keep you from getting pregnant and you keep my papers gramaticallly correct
No sex in the champagne room. The champagne room being my life
That hot guy i showed you guessed my exact bra size. I want to have his tan babies.
Shit on my own feet while puking from my hangover. Is this what 33 is supposed to be like?
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
Okay penises are actually pretty exciting. The people attached to them are an entirely different story
He lit my hand on fire and bought me chicken nuggets. I'm in love.
So I fell alseep while I was motorboating that girl last night infront of the entire party.
Just sent a nude with the caption "seasons greetings from our family to yours"
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