just walked out of chelsea's house and saw cameron slapping his dick against her car. cant even make this shit up if i tried.
We have sex, then he cooks. It's like a fantasy.
The stories of what you did in Cuba got home before you.
Captain Phil from deadliest catch died... im trying to think of a memorial fb status but "ill miss your crabs" doesnt sound right
It's nice to sit in the library and see the progression from freshman pledge to 6th year coke addict all at one table. Gotta love sororities
All we did was argue about ponys and drug dealers
dude wearing that thong all day was not worth the 7 bucks
I just want to jump into a ballpool of dicks now.
Until you wake up with a Hustler club stripper in the next room whose nipple you were coerced to lick at Snake & Jake's after breaking up a fight between an Indian and a Filipino, I don't wanna hear about your weird.
She had sex in a public bathroom and slept on a couch in the dorm lobby. It's only Monday
My makeup looks extraordinary for nine tequila shots, running four blocks, falling asleep with my face in the toilet, and doing the walk of shame across campus in the rain. And to think I'm single.
We fucked like animals and then decided we actually liked each other so then we made love. It's a match made in heaven.
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
I feel like I should remember what we did after leaving the party because apparently a llama was involved, but all I can manage is the part where I asked you to cuff my ankle to the bed so I wouldn't backflip away.
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
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