It was kinda weird being the boss
Did you feel like Tony Danza?
i love how i spend my mornings exploring my phone to see what i did last night.
tequila makes her clothes fall off
wow Mom, sounds like youre having a good time
The chance that I have herpes may have made me find god
This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
day 8: i just gave goat a piece of pineapple soaked in rum. as an animal science major, im ashamed. as a normal person, it was awesome.
Chasing a shot of svedka with a clementine is NOT the same as tequila w lime...
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
I blacked out after running into my soc TA in the beer garden. came to dancing on the speakers at major lazer and making out with said TA.
You handed me a red solo cup filled with vodka and Bacon. You called it the salty Russian.
He texted back and said he would hook up if he didn't have a test at 8am. It's really hard to be annoyed by how good of a student he is.
Yeah that sucks. That's why I stick to deadbeat sports management majors.
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
Peeling duct tape off of my dick is definitely one of the stranger sensations that I've experienced.
I found a new button on my vibrator, tonight was a success
Why is there multiple peanut butter and toasts stuck to the fridge door?
Randomize
