Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
im a genious. moved my bed and mirror so i can watch the game while Fucking
You probably havent been upstairs if you think that the microwave missing its door is bad
Apparently everytime he put me down to bed I escaped out the window, I faintly recall climbing into the canoe in the back yard, and air paddling.
I don't know what's worse, the fact that my parents own a sex swing or the fact that my little cousin was playing on it
Best thing law school has taught me: how to use logic to turn a girls "no I will not have sex with you" into "well I might as well get laid"
He honestly told me my belt was "supercute" when we started hooking up. I would be the girl to find the only straight man in the world that uses the word "supercute".
I only feel half bad for cheating on him because while we were fucking I was given great relationship advice and now I'm ready to work some things out.
The stripper was waving you to the stage, not up on the stage. That's why you got choked out.
i was thinking shit as she was saying it. it was a sarcasm time loop
I don't know what you're doing this morning, but obtaining Plan B is my number-one priority.
Of course I fucked her, her man stole my bike when we were kids
They gave me 4 meds at the health center and said not to take alcohol with any of them. Guess ill wait until tomorrow to feel better.
dude it was our first time and her hair caught on fire from the candles on the nightstand
There is no way that actually happened!
the smell of burnt hair covered up the sweaty sex smell.
Angels sing when his face is between my thighs. I came 3 times before he even came up for air.
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