After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
THAT'LL be a good time.
and i don't know why my phone always capitalizes that word.
You asked the officer if he could bring you to the same jail as T.I.
Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
Drunk lesbians having an argument about their realationship isn't as hot as I imagined.....
We got really high and decided it would be a good idea to wash towels in the dishwasher. I left before I could see the final result.
She kept talking about how amazing the banana she had yesterday was. Don't know if it was innuendo, stoned, or just a really amazing banana.
just had sex on top of a camper looking at the stars, BEAT THAT.
fuck you and your stupid hot as hell face
You kept trying to make cocktails with my protein powder last night...
well some coke just fell out of my nose in my partners meeting so i'd say my day's off to a fantastic start
It's 4:30 AM and I just walked through a line of 10 deer without them freaking out. I am the campus deer king.
I'm getting paid over-time to sit on reddit and look at dicks and abs all day. I'm really happy right now.
That's why i need nudes. Plutonic nudes.
It's official. I have spent more money on weed than on textbooks this semester.
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