I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
i understand why you think this is a bad idea but its happening so buckle up an get your whiskey
The office pool is up to $500 if you take a shit in Frank's desk drawer. Time to change the unpaid internship into a cash cow.
YOU GOT KINKY WEIRD ICE CREAM HEAD ON FRIDAY DONT EVEN COMPLAIN.
Please come back. She just stuck her bloody band-aid to Zach's face, has a fire extinguisher, and is talking about tornados hiding.
Im chasing shots of tequila with chocolate milk right now. by myself. its nasty, but I've had worse in tjere the past couple days, so ill take it.
I actually have to watch Breaking Bad to make me feel better about my choices last night.
Selling our snow shovel to buy more beer. Not your brightest idea.
id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
So im waiting for someone at grand central and i look up AND THE ENTIRE BALCONY IS FILLED WITH BOY SCOUTS I AM TERRIFIED
Fell asleep with Kristen and woke up with Sarah. It's official, vacation has begun.
I am not getting you a goat.
Fair enough. I am not going out with you. The goat was not negotiable.
I'm going to have to include Angry Orchard in my thesis acknowledgements
And I threw up 26 times yesterday. I actually think I threw up a spider too.
I feel like I hate him but his dick too bomb to hate completely
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