But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
I just broke up with Liz. I feel awful so I put two free rentals on her Blockbuster account.
everybody makes mistakes
i didn't know they allowed you to text in ambulances
You have to stop getting hammered and preaching about that mission trip to Haiti.
its fine. mom just made me chug a long island. and made a crying face when i balked. we'll talk tomorrow.
They got a 10 foot tall beach ball from the roof of a McDonalds. Get the fuck over here.
And I kind of want to stare at skinny jonah hill like a weird zoo exhibit lol.
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
You aren't going to like my movie choice because it's a Disney movie, but I am cordially inviting you to the couch for blowjobs.
I woke up tied to my bed while she was in the corner staring at me while eating cereal. Interesting night!
And noooow we're smoking a ton of REALLY strong weed and THIS IS THE SOFTEST CAT EVER
I forgot about snapchatting a pic of us, but I remember flossing with your hair.
Speaking of, what are you doing next weekend? I'm going to a rope bondage seminar and may need a partner if my date bails.
Good to know. If our sexting moves past early 1900s vernacular, I'll be sure to use that once or twice.
Awake! can you bring me my pants...im under the couch
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