"Monday" is guna come over...
but its Thursday?
yeah, but she cant make it.Monday can...so there ya go
those girls across the street saw me hanging my towel off of my penis...they're coming over later
i woke up today to a handjob from this really fat girl that keeps calling me michael phelps
I just got hit on by my highschool french teacher. I need to stop going to this bar.
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
his mom cheated on his dad so i think he has a weird freudian thing for whores
My god. We'll be gay porn millionaires.
I definitely did a line of something I don't know with a Pagan biker. I make good decisions.
My favorite thing about your netflix account "suggestions for you" section: Russias Toughest Prisons is followed immediately by Strange Sex
Now I'm ashamed that I wore a bra
I gave him a blowjob to kill bill. 2 of my favorite things.
I legit feel like I had sex with Joey Fatone. Is that weird?
I brought those bastards cookies so they can deal with my sex noise, fuck them and their roommate asses
Drugs and unwanted pregnancies are the only things that I'm good at. College comes in at a close third.
oh, he’s out of jail btw. as of about 6pm. one of his customers bonded him out apparently lol
Like he really got a coke fiend to bond him out?
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