piano lessons. No girlfriend. What's up.
Well I thought that next 8 ball would either kill us or turn us into Gods
we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
I think I sharted a yagerbomb.
just got super drunk mixing jägermeister with my lyme disease meds. even if my face goes paralyzed, at least i got smashed from it.
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
I think i blacked out...but i remember licking your teeth
You know me. Don't need roses, just dick and food.
Cops came. Forced us to take the "Honk and We'll Drink" and the "Free Shots to Father's of Freshman Daughters" signs down. Before we did, someone honked and the cop said, "Aren't you gonna drink?" They then told us to move the party inside by ten.
I hate that he uses me for something other than sex. What does he think I am? His girlfriend? Ha.
This stranger told me I should "start playing for the other team" and then continued to talk to me about the joys of being a lesbian
I can't wait till they start promoting the testiciplasty. Turn those old prunes into fresh tight kiwis!
Wish me luck. My vagina needs it.
May his noodley appendage touch you.
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
He responded to all of my texts prodding for dirty talk with "I will do anything you are comfortable with."\n\nChivalry is great, but being comfortable doesn't get me wet.
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