HIV tests are more positive than that guy
She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
I'm drinking bacardi out of her mom's eco-green starbucks mug and chasing it with her sister's "for track only" vitamin water. Hello suburbia
She needs to learn she only fits into our friendship as a DD.
Depending on hangover severity. The fact that I can spell severity is in your favor.
I rather not break my neck. It's hard to look sexy with a neck cast.
I feel like at this point in my life I should be dating someone who doesn't run out of all his money on Mondays and have to wait til fridy to buy his weed
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
I appreciate that you take the time to fix your typos even while masturbating
Because bro, I don't want your dick being touched mid conversation.
Omg she's a human wrecking ball. I love it.
I am to reach this level of casual destruction.
Its 7am I'm awake still drunk, there is food, random clothing and road cone in my room. I can't decide if this is a failure or a success???
I'll be an awkward "I've had the grooms penis in my mouth" presence and we can party our nipples off.
You spilled your drink, and we laughed so hard my boobs popped out of my shirt.
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