the power's out. i'm smoking weed by flashlight
i wish i was dedicated to anything like you are to weed
then i got kicked out of the bar for trying to pay my $30 bar tab in sacajawea dollar coins
I woke up on the side of the highway to the ppl in orange jumpsuits cleaning to comunity service. Not sure which freaked them out more... Finding a dead b ody or me not being dead
Give me a few hours to remember what being sober feels like.
we are playing family charades. my sister pointed at me. everyone guessed alcoholic.
then he tried to tell me how many times he had seen Scott's dick. his estimate was about 180 times. he thought I didn't understand.
thanks for being the calm eye of my shit storm.
Moment of the night: you were impatient while I paid for the tequila shots and proceeded to lick and salt MY hand for me. This is why we're roommates.
I have to stop envisioning penises as dragons.
Flaming shots last night. Missing an eye brow. There a connection?
yesterday you declined a drink because you "didn't want to be responsible for it" ok kanye...
I came back and almost ran over two people passed out in my driveway I've never met before in my life
Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
I don't suppose you have a recipe for a cocktail made of bitter resignation, regretting everything, poor life descisions and deep-seated self-loathing?
You woke up in between the boxspring and the matress in a random dorm room.
Randomize
