I vaguely remember telling people they were not trash cans
so its official, girls can see a boner through my snuggie.
His penis without viagra is what breaks my heart.
I am so excited I do not know how I will sleep.
It's like the Christmas morning of dicks
I am the prescription. I can be taken orally or vaginally and in any dosage. This is why I went to med school.
I was trying to get everyone to go to the bar but I puked on my hands, so nobody took me seriously.
Just saw identical twins riding scooters. Today is not real who the hell rides a scooter anymore
I woke up and there was a mans ass as my screensaver...
the only thing I remember was some guy took out his fake eye to use it for beer pong
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
Going to give your dick a friendship bracelet.
If dispatch calls for us tell them I'm having a significant emotional event in the restroom
My school has hired a professional rum bottle juggler for our dining hall this evening.
can we do this tomorrow? ...i accidently got high.
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