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Hey guys, just to let you know, I have a boyfriend...so that hookup was kind of a one time thing.
was that a mass text??
hey bro how do you do that fake vagina thing with the tp roll? im bored.
just bailed mom out of jail. Tell me i'm not the favorite child
Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
Oh wow. Was walking and just saw her in the pool, fully clothed, ranting on an alligator float. I guess i should go get her before security gets here.
You fucked a stripper on your sisters friends blow up mattress. The least you could do is wash the sheets.
It felt as if we were fucking on a sea of baby feet and morgan freemans face hair
I just sold my hat for three car bombs. I call that a win.
I'm at a restaurant. I am NOT about to discuss my asshole over the phone.
Just traded a sandwich for anxiety drugs outside the club. I fuckin' LOVE this place.
I work 80 hours a week to prevent myself from just laying in bed and masturbating all day. It's a hands off strategy.
I got stabbed with a couple of chip crumbs during sex Saturday. Further proof I need to stop eating snacks in bed
What's rude is him not accepting my blowjob offer. What kind of guy denies that.
Speaking of dignity, who all saw me....
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