Don't you send me to vm
i wonder if i could find a boyfriend who would call me big papa
sure if you go to prison
absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
Those former-lesbian gone white-trash bars always seem to be your favorite.
Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
Whenever someone from high school gets pregnant or has a pregnancy scare my self esteem grows a good 5 points
I just miserably failed my own drug test. At least I know what a positive will look like when I give them to the employees tomorrow.
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
Just flooded the bathroom while masturbating in the shower. Managed to squeege most of it up. Desperately need to get laid.
AND OMG I HOPE YOU ARE GREAT WITH CHILD. COOK THAT BUN!
i think she just faxed a picture of her vag from the office copy machine... i mean what kind of sexting is that... wait is that even legal???
No piss test, hell yeah
FALSE ALARM. PISS TEST. I NEED YOUR PISS.
Do not tell guys at bars about kittens you rescue. They will walk away.
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
YOU CANT JUST BLOW GUYS BC THEY’RE NICE TO YOU LEXI
I CAN IF I WANT TO
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