I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
he is training for a marathon but can't last more than five minutes on top. worst tuesday night ever
that cunt stole my fb status. SHE'S NOT THAT FUNNY
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
The view from the bathroom floor this morning is fabulous
I want to punch and suck your dick at the same time. I don't think we have the healthiest of relationships.
I just watched her pee in a trashcan, im still probably going to fuck her, what does that say about my standards
i just sat down and hooked up with this girl. after she left i called over another girl and did the same. this happened about four more times and i never left my chair
Worst bachelorette party. She got smashed and cried because she thinks she might have herpes from when she cheated on him. Not looking good for them.
I really don't think you should have 'baptized' your tattoo in vodka the same night you got it.
What would you do if you came home and i was in nothing but the table cloth?
he fell asleep like an hour after we got to the beach, he deserved that penis shaped sunburn.
In other news there is a guy at my office who I'm pretty sure will be wearing someone's skin as a coat one day.
I don't want to flatter myself but after the way he was looking at me today I think it might be me.
I'm pretty sure the girl in the stall next to me is waiting on me to leave so she can poop but I'm doing the same thing so it's like a Mexican standoff
I maxed out my credit card last night on powdered donuts and beef jerky
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