high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
Congratulations, you are no longer the only person who has watched me drunkenly pee on their furniture.
Fucking finally I'm about to die from sobriety over here
I like to keep a steady black out going for the holidays. I feel it makes me less cynical
I could only remember yelling "rip it down" as he ninja jumped off the bed, kicked the wall, and superman punched the fire alarm off the ceiling.
I've always wondered why you never put the hotel room in your name...
I can't in good conscience help you bag a Catholic girl who isn't at least a 7.
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
i know. like I have the nerve to talk about poverty. I eat peanut butter out of the jar.
I'll never get why we had to sing the entire full house theme to the cab driver.... never drinking rum again.
I found a blow up pig at an adult store. He will have to fuck that on video if he wants anal. Also, I bought a pair of clear high heels. Tell your brother I love him.
DIBS ON THE NEW GUY.
NO. NO FUCKING YOUR COWORKERS
woke with Taco Bell next to me in bed and people's shoe sizes written on my arm.
Goddamnit, guys. I got lube all over my kindle.
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
i made that whipped coffee shit today. took six pouches of instant espresso.
please tell me you didn’t consume six shots of espresso
:)
i can feel colors
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