i'm sleeping with myself tonight because i remember my name and i won't regret it in the morning. sorry.
shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
My history with restaurant waiters is severely limiting our dinner options.
He told me he loved me mid lick. Anyone that can look at me from that angle, lick my vagina, and say they love me must absolutely mean it
Everything gets a little fuzzy after the flats of jello shots, but I do have a vague recollection of being at the top of a large human pyramid
My uncrustable is thawing in my straightener
Is my lip ring still in your hair?
fuck your need to drink for whitney a thousand times last night.
Last time i carry you out of a forest
tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
I love how you sexted me before you told me happy birthday. Thank you.
So I couldn't find Leif..... He fell asleep in our closet upstairs trying to get changed into warmer clothes
That reminds me of the morning I woke up on the sidewalk covered in chicken wings
So he has moved up to a stage 5 clinger...Surprised he didn't try to lure you into bed with tacos, like he did last time
Yeah... akward. I don't want a round 2
I could have sworn that I went home last night... but judging from the couch I just woke up on, apparently not.
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