By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
Don't threaten to terrorize my ass hole unless you have to wherewithal to back it up
we'll hang out once this whole, "your friends are robbers and drug addicts" thing blows over with my parents.
'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but my underwear and it was on backwards and my entire body is too sore to move...
Im glad someone is finally more of a drunken slut than I am.
I dont know about you but I'm not getting out of bed this summer for anything but food or sex
I legitimately thought I was gonna die getting finger banged to ja rule in the back of your car last night.
Just got biofeeze on my vag. Weirdest sensation everrr. Can't decide if I want to cum or cry
You need to get laid. You spent last night stumbling through the club pulling couples apart and telling them to leave room for Jesus.
that's the second time I've made out with him and woken up with my pants stuffed with PBRs I am convinced he's magic
Just got to Evans to buy weed. His mom showed up unannounced. Now the three of us are chillen. Super.
I had my first "Damn Kids/When I Was That Age" rant at work today. We need to drink this feeling out of me. NOW.
I’m on my third beer doing poppers in the shower to no doubt
I hate waking up to a room that reeks of bad decisions...
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