Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
just got drunk at a party with Christmas themed solo cups.. holidays are officially here.
i convinced her that her period would come back if we did it doggy style
Dude you can't just initiate a threesome via twitter
Listen, this was just a tiny lapse of judgement.
I'm pretty sure that's not a synonym for pregnancy.
Do you think it would be a good idea to mention in my admissions essay that I was the guy that streaked across the soccer field last year?
When are you comin back?
probably mid next week, depending on when i finish my remaining half gallons
Like my mouth was on his pelvis connected to his balls that's how far it was
I jumped out of a moving car going sixty into my driveway because I had to shit so bad. It is not a good day today.
We are such grown women, dealing with life's problems one shower beer and reckless makeout session at a time.
Well at least I will forever be known as the girl he ate out on the lifeguard stand while people walked by. On the first date.
I love how encouraging you are, but I need you to stop me when the guy I'm going home with is a dead ringer for Nick Cage.
Wanna get drunk and make some bad decisions?
Are you calling me a bad decision?
sam was dropping a deuce next to me. wrote me a note that said "glad we shared this experience." passed it under the wrong stall. the other guy picked it up. that's all I know so far.
Would the comment "Down Goes Frasier" be too inappropriate at this time?
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