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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
The drunken tricycle race really added some class to the Tour de Franzia. Until everyone wiped out and started puking.
Oh no I would never do that to her. But when you're single again let me know. Cheating penis is definitely better than single penis. But she has claws.
You told me you would ride a pig into the night sky screaming, "I wear my sunglasses at night"
Being single/not living at home sucks. All I want is someone I can force to pick up my pizza for me so I don't have to talk to anyone.
Well I woke up at my house so that's a plus. But I'm pretty sure I peed on my sofa because I woke up in the pee position.
I farted in his bed and then in my drunken stupor grabbed hair defanging spray to cover up the stench.
Well at least I will forever be known as the girl he ate out on the lifeguard stand while people walked by. On the first date.
Did you leave it the depths of Magic Mike's favorite banana hammock?
Riding your boyfriend's dick for an hour then waitressing for 8 hours. Would not recommend.
I think I sent pictures of my boobs to an Olympic athlete...
How many times have you told me to call 911 this week?
Lol twice
You kept pointing at me and saying I'm getting chicken parmesan and no one is going to stop me
Put my boyfriend in a chastity cage while he was passed out last night. Now I control his orgasms.
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