her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
Ah shit... I sleep-ate chocolate pudding again.
It took him three days to realize his roommate had moved out.
My number one goal in life is to find out who can fill a keg with Popov
I've wasted nicer days than this hungover and dry heaving in bed.
Well it's 2pm. Time for another game of "Who, What, Where". The game where you try to guess who this girl is, what happened last night, and where'd your shit go. I'm going for 1/3 today.
That's better than I've done so far.
You're an asshole. I don't want your dick as my background. I'll look like I have a thumb fetish.
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
So... I woke up on a bench with a honey bun on my chest.
I just accepted my offer to work as a camp counselor over the phone between shots of Fireball. This is going well for me so far.
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
I think he thought I was too drunk to handle his parrot
I didn't think you wanted your identity stolen along with your dignity. My mistake.
can we fuck so we can live up to our nicknames for eachother?
Randomize
