I felt like Norm from Cheers walking into the free clinic.
I woke up this morning naked, with a to-go box from Qdoba, an entire meal completely untouched. I have been piecing together my night to find some answers. I feel like Nancy Drew.
It's like a choose-your-own-adventure. But the adventure is already chosen for you. And it sucks.
did i by any chance text you anything about feathers last night?
you mean faeutihaers?
its totally unfair that im just as ill-prepared as a 16 year old but there's no tv show for 25 and pregnant.
Does it make me a prostitute if I accepted a Life House concert ticket for giving this guy head?
No. It just means your good at giving head.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
Those were the days I had no morals... Dark times.
Shall we take a trip back?
It's a low moment when you're looking at your girlfriends tits on your daughter's phone..
I'm starting to question if I'm gonna need to bring a raincoat just to drink around u
U act like I can cum on command
I used his number to look up his customer information at work. He's no longer saved as Magic Penis in my phone.
come over we're fb stalking guys who were dressed as bananas last night because i can't remember which one i blew
Clearly you need to take sleeping pills and put your phone in the toilet
Starting to realize that fucking everyone I come across isn't the most... "adult"... coping method.
all i remember is walking home without my pants on... when i woke up i was sleeping in between my parents in their bed, no more whiskey wednesdays
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