But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
Ive been tazing him too get him immuned. He will be unstopable.
I'm still trying to figure out how you came back with chinese food, and a spoon covered in icing saying 'cake..'
I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
We've started doing pot butter shots. WHY AREN'T U HERE
As i was laying there shouting that he dislocated my hip he actually reached his armed around and patted himself on the back
Then he rubbed shampoo all over my arm and shouted, "Garnier FUCK THIS."
Literally every boy I've dated is now in a somewhat successful band. My vagina has obviously been blessed by the rock gods.
My dad just saw me take dirty one night stand underwear out of my purse. I'm willing to admit I have a problem
masturbating on the freeway is more stressful than it sounds
we should start a freak-out-the-cashier-contest. I just bought JerseyShore Season2, red high heels, and nipple soothing pads
Well just saw that professor I hooked up with on campus and I look like a dumpster baby
Its like the floor is slow but life is fast?
I see you found the nyquil...
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
i looked at my texts in the morning and saw that i had a full conversation with myself via text thinking it was someone else. i rejected myself
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