Fun fact: when I ripped off my wristband, I punched myself in the face. Rad
She took her shirt off and was broader than Dwight Howard.
Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
He tried to slow-dance with me in bed. IN BED.
When I got up in the middle of the night, puked in his trash can, and snuck out the front door, I pretty sure he knew it was over.
No, I know her type. Tall, lanky, uses teeth when giving head, and runs like a giraffe. Don't do it man..
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
You were dancing with his friend and you stopped to literally push the girl he was dancing with out of the way to make out with him
Well. Now I feel like I put pants on for nothing.
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
I'm extremely upset that I wasted my "having sex with a guy at work" card on him
Oh man I knew I took that Molly too soon, talkin to some Scottish people lol but don’t like rollin in pizza restaurants.
She just kept screaming and saying "fucking you is like fucking a mountain"
Someone needs to get Mark off the roof. I told you that he doesn’t shut up about ancient Egypt if you give him henny.
this old people party is bangin. they have apple cider with everclear in it
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