eye of the tiger was playing while i pooped... it totally helped.
I've been meaning to ask you. The first night in the city did we do key bumps with a suicidal homeless man? My memory is fuzzy
You threw up on yourself, then proceeded to tell us "to not make a mess in your car"
looking back it was a good thing we were too wasted to fire up the chainsaw
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From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
I'd say tonight was pretty successful. I rode an iron horse naked and sweet talked myself out of an MIC while wearing a bra filled with four loko.
She went to her drug test stoned.
And strangely enough, we all know she'll pass it.
She found the planted magnum condom..once she figured it out it was too late.
his first act of 2015 was getting stabbed
He walked in wearing nothing but a WWF belt and yelled "THE CHAMP... IS... HEEERE!!!"
And he's a cuddle champ. I know because I slept over because I don't know what boundaries are.
I am eating croutons on my bathroom floor. Are you happy?!
I want you inside me. Finish your papers.
dude i told her that I loved her...and she said, " go fuck yourself"
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