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Dude, I just saw a bird vs. squirrel fight. A car won.
I don't know if this beer pong partnership can last if you refuse to look me in the eye when we make sweet sweet clutch cup at the same time.
i think the bruises are from the grocery store. on separate occasions. i've been spending a lot of time drunk at the market lately.
i have a vague recollection of being in the parking deck around 4 this morning, and on monday morning i was naked on the roof.
that would mean it's on tape
The problem with having your drunkeness documented at a wedding is not only does it show up all over facebook, but all over professional photography websites.
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
Walking down the street at 11 pm dressed in bubble wrap. Why is the bar so fucking far away??
just got home. some guy on my porch is tryin to show me his balls. no more parties at my apartment.
I think I'm still drunk and I think you were in my dream (sadly, it was not a sexual bill murray one).
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
Can you imagine how doomed are children are? I mean for one they have our genetics and then we will ruin them as parents. It will be the most magical adventure. Let's not start soon, too many adventures at hand that involve immense amounts of alcohol.
After the 3rd time his brother walked in on us I asked "Does he ever knock?" his reply "This is his room"... Turns out he didn't even live there... I feel like a hoe.
my mom tried to talk to me about my drinking, i somehow turned it around on her, now shes going to AA and I'm going to the bar.
You asked for his ID and then said "I am like a bouncer but for my vagina."
no offense but you looked like shit yesterday
tequila is unforgiving..
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