did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
I think i sorta joined a cult last night
i never thought i'd have to say "please stop having sex on me"
wow.
yeah, it was that bad.
im returning my roomates shirt with a "i got laid in this" thank you note
Measuring your booze intake in glasses is like measuring Rosie O'Donnell's weight in ounces.
Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
My night sucks. It's really hard to masturbate with a broken finger.
i just saw you make out with a girl with facial hair...just thought i would document that in case you forgot
Who knows. I'd probably only get a makeout with an OTPHJ from her so the return on sexual investment from her isn't looking that great.
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
He started a convo with me by saying that we went to high school together and then recommended I try meth.
Fucking holidays. How do I have this many men who want to fuck me and none of them are available when I'm ready to blow my top?
It looks like a baby bear tried to chew off my nipples.
Not sure but if it exists I will find it and I will fill my face with it
They also submitted to my demands for pizza
Randomize
