So bad night, ended up beating off to porn and eating Keebler elf cookies.... at the same time :-(
No, I can't hang out with Dave because he already has a girlfriend. The one with the tatoos of cherries on her "cherry." Yeah, she doesn't really make me feel spectacularly comfortable.
he poured tabasco sauce in my vag.. I'm still having a hard time going to the bathroom.
Yeah, the furnace guy just pulled out 4 empty and 1 full beer bottle from the vent. You are no longer allowed over.
I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
How am I so hungover that wearing sunglasses hurts my head?
He purred while eating me out. HE PURRED AND I LIKED IT.
For every drunk face picture you send me, I'm gonna send a wholesome family photo.
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
Well, if it gives you any indication, when I got there, there was already some dude passed out naked in the treehouse.
Told him I just wanted to be friends. He responded, "The best marriages are born from great friendships." Please come get me.
just passed a kid drinking a beer at 2pm. clearly it's the last day of break.
We'll handle his penis the same way we handle day drinking; together.
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