I pretty much can't stop smiling when I talk to you. Even when you talk about disease and infectious diarrhea.
If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
And just as he was about to come, he screamed "Oh Christy!!"
What's wrong with that? Your name IS christy.
He then said, "Oh shit, sorry Julie."
White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
so i walked in, looked up the stairs and all i saw was smashed pumpkin, tube socks, and marinara sauce
I Apparently saved a picture of the Eiffel tower in between 2 pics of his dick. It appears to be the same size. I fucking love Paris.
Hes laying on the floorn in the bathroom telling Jesus to raise the flag
Also I have uncooked pasta. I was hoping that could get cooked at your place. Don't ask about the circumstances that I came into ownership of uncooked pasta
Challenge: Try to have your balls hanging out in every picture you take tonight
Challenge Accepted
If there was a saddle on his sack, she would ride it.
Playing nyquil pong with a cat again
I came to the party for him. I don't know where he went, but I mentioned being hungry and his housemate brought me a huge tupperware container of berry cobbler. I think I'll stay.
Also I've accepted I am not going to be a catch today. I look like a dead hooker and the remedial work is going to be patchy at best with the shakes I've got.
Help. I am eating nachos. But I'm with some guy. I need help. I don't know where I am. The nachos were so good. I'll bring them but help me.
Just saw Little Red Riding Hood riding a guy on hood of a car
Good for her for committing to the costume
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