gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
Emee failed...She used my genitals as a tampon
yeah. then i thought it would be a good idea to show them how hairy my armpits were, so they'd be distracted from the bush in my pants. EPIC FAIL.
She wanted to test if her costume allows her to still have sex in it. It does
the biggest problem in our relationship is that im team edward and my boyfriend is team jacob
I didnt believe in cockblocking untill my roomate brought home that.
Does anyone know who that girl who fell backwards and broke the shoe rack with her head was?
he literaly had a hockey helmet on and was swan diving off the couch onto the coffee table.
made the entire pub sing the british national anthem, puked, rallied, then peed in a telephone booth and have pictures to prove it, taking tourism to another level since 2012.
I want to get business cards and hand them to hot guys and say " hey if you ever want to like makeout and pretend it never happened call me"
My mom just found my nipple clamps...... oh God why....
No more twerking this week. I think I dislocated a boob.
Let's just say it was like a porno version of Aladdin....
Ill try not let guys feel my boobs for free drinks next time, no promises tho. I am my boyfriends worst nightmare.
its as if im in a choose your own adventure book. except im not the reader and someone else is choosing my fate...one awesome decision at a time.
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