arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
I WALKED myself out of breath. And I'm lost I'm a Tim Hortons parking lot. That's how hungover I am.
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
Druken naked yoga : jus another ploy to keep your husbands eye in check
i may have given a gay guy with a mohawk my number last night that said... "you are straight" omg so glad a whole year til my next birthday... also i hit myself in the face with a car door. nice.
I went over to help her build a porch, but we decided that was too much work, so we just got high and watched Scooby Doo
I was going to do a cardio thing but then tacos.
I'm so hung over that I'm pretty sure I can feel the earth's rotations when I close my eyes.
I worked all year for this tax return. I deserve to get my nipples pierced.
My roommate randomally bought me two bags of pretzels. Worst "Sorry you can hear me fucking my boyfriend everynight" gift ever.
i'm eating chex mix in the shower while texting. i feel accomplished.
what are you getting to drink for new years?
well seeing as how i just got diagnosed with a uti, whatever we can mix with cranberry juice
Grabbed the cop's ass and he still arrested Heather instead. Victory is mine!!
This is the weekend we were supposed to be in Vegas making bad decisions hoping no one got VD, not stuck at home for the 900th day in a row
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