Well apparently he's into motor boating.
I found a pair of size 15 female undies on my floor?? is that big?
physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
I want someone to please me without me having to show him steps 1 through 5
Like many of my risky ideas this has "burned genitals" written all over it
Yeah just got a blowjob at busch stadium during the cardinals game childhood dream realized
Well my friend Jon slept on the couch and I slept next to my cooked lean pocket on the carpet
Just think of your bundle of joy thats on its way. And how hes gunna rip your vagina apart
Die.
Whenever I'm not in the mood and don't want to go to bed swampy, I just strategically suck him off during the second period intermission of the Cup playoffs and he leaves me alone and does the dishes. It's a win-win.
Blacked out drunk in California and woke up somewhere in Arizona, I'm pretty sure I got here on foot
Ever since we've gotten back together, it's like the ghosts of booty call's past have been hitting me up. Lol.
Jager makes that raccoon appear... The one that shits in a basket in my living room.
I know this shouldnt be a problem, but there are too many women hitting on me. I dont know what to do
Depends how u look at it. Half-full, half-empty, or how should I shave my pubes
"You can have sex in my class, just stay quiet. I don't like noise." My professor... Shall make for an interesting semester.
Randomize
