I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
vodka and carrot juice, if im gonna drink i at least got my 8 servings of vegetable
I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
Is there really anything more beautiful than opening a fresh box of wine on a Friday afternoon?
I just found a list in your handwriting titled "Places I've Peed." The National Mall and 'under the second bridge after the bend in the road' are two of the tamer entries. I tip my hat.
All I remember is intermittent flashes of being passed out on the side of the road 3 or 4 different times. And telling him to just leave me there and I would walk home in the morning.
We mailed him an 18 inch double headed dildo for his birthday. The Fedex guys certainly got a laugh out of it.
I told him if he wanted to lose weight he had to learn self control. Less than ten minutes after that I ate a cookie off the floor...
I think I'm going to contact pbr and see if they'll sponsor our dreams
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
Dude, you vomitted into a trashcan wearing your bear hands and high heels. Your drug dealer even said that was rough.
I just had to close my blinds so my neighbors wouldn't see me drinking a beer at 9 am. GO CHIEFS!
Is it bad that I'm using the photo I took for my fake ID as my linkedin profile pic?
Jello shots? I thought you weren't drinking tonight.
Im not drinking im slurping
I remember waking up on the bathroom floor and seeing my teeth behind the toilet
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