i got lost in a forest last night. this morning I realized the "forest" was just 6 trees on campus.
How do you get a cum stain out of a trampoline?
dude i dnt kno how, but i think theres a tampon in my butt
fuck. did you have to draw it on me with a permanent marker
she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
the girl next to me in class just threw up in a waterbottle during our exam.
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
there is nothing ok with the fact that that was the 4th time i peed in the same parking ramp
After you threw up you would repeatedly say "napkin" like a siren until somebody got you a fucking napkin.
How's dating the med student working out for you?
After we had sex last night he showed me where my spleen was.
A true anatomy project.
I'm so glad I was blacked out while I was going all exorcist in the bathroom. That's so not a memory I want.
Are you awake? I feel like I need to confess my sins to someone not on this side of the country.
Don't forget to make sex 3rd on your calander
She was here for a threesome... She doesn't have to put the new roll of toilet paper on the dispenser. She can leave the new roll wherever she wants!
Honestly, if you don't have a lawsuit pending against you by this time tomorrow, I'll be impressed.
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