What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
She said if it slipped out one more time she was going to duct tape it in her vagina
Why am I getting the stink eye from these people? They're acting like BYOB isn't kosher in a laundromat.
Because ur a stupid bitch
Actually, I'm graduating from college on Saturday so that makes me a well educated bitch.
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
What a whore. She reminds me of that asian guy who can eat all the hotdogs.
If im still in the bathroom puking when the sirens go off please distract the cops.
Is it sad that I just used my electrical knowledge to not only fix but improve my vibrator?
I succsesfully kept my nipples in my dress all night. Even when I got in a fight. I was made for the bar.
Fuck you, you can't judge me til you've smelt my boobs.
I woke up this morning with a tampon in my nose and food EVERYWHERE...
There's a burrito next to my bed. Did you buy it for me or is the Chipotle fairy real? And why am I naked?
He gave me an orgasim so fantastic that I had an asthma attack.
She said my penis was powerful and magnificent
Hammered...8am...why is there chickens in the living room?
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