ready 4 sex 2nite?
wow. woo me matt, woo me.
you keep denying me to hang out, should i take a hint?
you keep asking me after midnight, should i take a hint?
Sometimes when I whip my dick out it looks REAL impressive. This, was NOT one of those times.
You don't understand, alcohol has become a thing of survival for me and without it I can't function as a normal human being
My vagina hasn't been this smooth since I was 8. I better get laid tonight.
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
Some dude gave me a questioning look as I came out of the women's toilet. I just responded 'blowjob' and he understood, then shook my hand.
She did my hair, then ate me out. Switching teams was an awesome decision.
Seriously I'm dying. All my insides are fighting their way out of me. With light sabers and machetes.
I have never fucking hated the horrible sound of dozens of off-key recorders BLARING their fucked rendition of "Fais Do-Do" in unison against the screams of an adult male... more than I do now. This is why people avoid teaching. Kill me. End it all.
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
They found me wandering around campus screaming body shots over and over again wrapped in a curtain
He found out about your side hoe and still helped you try to find a lizard that got in the house
They kept freaking out that you were missing and potentially having sex.. like it was a bad thing. Got fed up with hearing it so i just yelled "ITS HER BIRTHDAY AND SHE CAN FUCK IF SHE WANTS TO!" They gave me unnecessary looks. I thought it was acceptable.
I'm in the upstairs bathroom. I went to the bathroom after class and realized this is not a shit I want to have publicly. I ran home. We can go to lunch, just give me a min
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