id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
Found moms dildo in drawer while looking for socks, and its wet
I'm gonna die fat and alone and all they will find is pizza crusts
dude, showing up drunk to physics was the best idea ever. I just tripled my participation for the semester. I love st pattys day
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
Make puking fun. Chug half a monster right before you blow. Throw up foam. Most unique experience ever.
You almost make it sound as if getting an education to further your career is more important than beer and tacos.
If there was a saddle on his sack, she would ride it.
Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
Omg no. We ate a raw pumpkin last nighr. We dipped it in BBQ sauce.
She got the hiccups while deep throating me. It was epic. Once in a lifetime experience.
That was just an endearing nickname I called you before. I'm not gonna call you a filthy slut now that you are one, I don't want to hurt your feelings.
I'M TOO HORNY FOR GRAMMAR!!!
I saw some guy masturbating in the Burger King parking lot and I’m just fucking done
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